we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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