Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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