Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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