one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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