I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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