do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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