I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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