Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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