CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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