Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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