the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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