I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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