I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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