I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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