I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
