Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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