I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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