I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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