my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
