Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
