I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
But theres a keg here and me gusta
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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