No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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