Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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