You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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