OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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