How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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