so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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