How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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