i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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