nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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