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i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit

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(613): View more from Ontario

It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.

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(727): View more from Florida

I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...

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(212): View more from New York

I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday

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(512): View more from Texas

I just really need a hug and a shower beer

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(219): View more from Indiana

We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.

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(325): View more from Texas

He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.

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