Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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