Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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