He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
