Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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