kristin has been a bad kristin
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Drunk is a universal language darling
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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