Dual....:-)
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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