I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
the gays at disneyland are vicious
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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