There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
