I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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