HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
When are your genitals available?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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