Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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