If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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