She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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