who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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