STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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