im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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