I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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