I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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