we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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