I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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