It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Randomize
