Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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