is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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