4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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