Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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