This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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