Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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