my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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