I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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