I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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