dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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